May 2012
I never have money
I always see cool stuff when I have no money
gerard-gay:
i dont understand how people just take newborn infants and make soup out of them
1 tag
I dont think Kevan will ever realise that he’s not Jimmy
causemymainbitchvanilla:
Girls who like Lil B >
1 tag
Favorite Reblog of the day:
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Moffat & Gatiss: You have two cows. The cows are in love with each other, even though they are both the same gender, one is asexual, and the other keeps insisting it's straight. One of the cows fakes its own death to save the other. You and your neighbour die of feels.
Sherlock: You have two cows. You have been promised a third cow. You will be waiting for that cow for the rest of your natural life.
2 tags
April 2012
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Search Options
Rank : Same
Region : Any
My Rank : Rookie
Somehow get matched up with a 9th Lord
Anonymous asked: I love it when you remember his last match so his cock is extra sticky and musty.
Set mad salt to the rain
1 tag
dekutree:
omgitsmoe:
dekutree:
if there’s a god then why is there a g spot in every man’s butthole
christians: 0
atheists: 0
fags: 1
I don’t see the correlation between God and a g spot in a man’s butt. More like the close minded pricks that interpret the word of God in a way fitting to them.
